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It's So Romantic on the Borderline Tonight
Dream On, But Don't Imagine They'll All Come True
Hi I'm Nat and I embarrass myself almost constantly

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

foxtrot44:

uhm

foxtrot44:

uhm

oreimo:

1. i bought a cactus from ikea today
2. the cactus always has a lil boner stickin up just like me

corysanchez:

mood: sleep

gothqirl:

*organizes life at 3am*

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

yousweptmeaway:

So I had all my autographs at VanCon be on “Cards Against Humanity” cards. I let them all pick (except Jensen) which they wanted to sign.
Order is Mark, Osric, Misha, Jared, Adam Rose, Tahmoh, Misha again, and Jensen!

yousweptmeaway:

So I had all my autographs at VanCon be on “Cards Against Humanity” cards. I let them all pick (except Jensen) which they wanted to sign.

Order is Mark, Osric, Misha, Jared, Adam Rose, Tahmoh, Misha again, and Jensen!

  #favorite  

Popular HP text posts- part 1 (click for hq) 

transinboots:

bootythug:

lionessroyalty:

stunningpicture:

Crouching tiger

Looks like he’s about to do a push up

one last rep


how else do you think he keeps that body

transinboots:

bootythug:

lionessroyalty:

stunningpicture:

Crouching tiger

Looks like he’s about to do a push up

one last rep

how else do you think he keeps that body

insanenerdfish:

heruut:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

songofages:

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

Average American Grading Scale:
A+- 97-100
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
B- 80-89
C- 70-79
D- 60-69
F- 59 and under

oh wow that is fucked up

lordoftheinternet:

I LIKE beyonce but like she could come on stage and cough and leave and yall would lose your shit

  #fr  
moriarty:


when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live

moriarty:

when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live