*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow
You need to get out. That’s an empty public building; you are in the beginning of a horror movie.
Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*