when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
1. i bought a cactus from ikea today
2. the cactus always has a lil boner stickin up just like me
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
So I had all my autographs at VanCon be on “Cards Against Humanity” cards. I let them all pick (except Jensen) which they wanted to sign.
Order is Mark, Osric, Misha, Jared, Adam Rose, Tahmoh, Misha again, and Jensen!
Looks like he’s about to do a push up
one last rep
how else do you think he keeps that body
Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F
I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?
You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.
Average American Grading Scale:
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
F- 59 and under
oh wow that is fucked up
I LIKE beyonce but like she could come on stage and cough and leave and yall would lose your shit